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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)

  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

what do you get when you sleep with your teacher

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Anonymous:
tell us your most embarrassing story
Me:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

unbears:

I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.

quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image